1. Clearly I Watch Far Too Much HGTV
3. Daddy Call, Part Two: In The Drying Flow of a Mucus Volcano
4. The Last Baby Born in Camelot
6. Love in the Time of Crayola, Part One: Clutching My Buster Browns
7. Love in the Time of Crayola, Part Two: A Shattered Glass Slipper
8. Me and a Boatload of Baby Dykes
12. Caught Between a Hunk and a Hard Place
14. Fertility Dance of Deceit, Part One: The Every Person Polka
15. Fertility Dance of Deceit, Part Two: The Two-Lab Tango
17. Science-Friction Double/Feature, Part One: It’s Alive
18. Science-Friction Double/Feature, Part Two: Frankensperm
21. Shazbot, I Should be Timothy Hutton by Now!
22. A Tale of Two Bugs, Part One: The Bug I Drove
23. A Tale of Two Bugs, Part Two: The Bug that Drove Me
33. Good News, Bad News, Part One: First, the Bad News – Your Baby is Dying
34. Good News, Bad News, Part Two: Now the Good News – Your Dying Baby is having a Baby
35. Putting the Scarlet “A” in AIDS
39. The Two Thousand Dollar Gumball
40. Birth, Rebirth, and Afterbirth
42. Three Funerals and a Birthday – or – Mel, Marian, Mary, and Me